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• Free Haiku

  intervention
  please stop doing that
  i'd like you to meet my friend
  friend? i mean, stun gun
  
  Masculine Woman or Effeminate Man?
  Gazing at her face,
  I realize suddenly,
  She's really a man.
  
  wedding
  a marriage today
  look at the happy faces
  too bad the groom sucks
  
  Fun in the Road
  Oh what fun it is,
  To observe children playing.
  Watch out for that truck.
  
  eagle scout ceremony
  you are an eagle
  the mighty bird says, "CAWW, CAWW"
  fly majestically
  
  Ode to Pete
  It's really hot here,
  But not as hot as Asia,
  It sucks to be Thai.
  
  graduation
  wow, you've finished school
  wear the pointy hat proudly
  now go get a job
  
  Wow, Those Pants are the Ugliest Things I Have Ever Seen in My Short Existence
  Look at the puppy,
  I hope that he attacks you,
  And ruins those pants.
  
  new job
  congratulations
  because of your employment
  you can buy me stuff
  
  To My Employer...
  I'm off to college,
  You're still working at Houston's,
  Bring me some chicken!
  
  new baby (boy)
  what a cute baby
  it looks like he has your eyes
  diapers cost a lot
  
  Ode to 'Ode to Joy'
  I like Beethoven,
  But then I also like joy,
  I smell two meanings.
  
  fourth of july
  the fourth of july
  celebrate indepence
  with a hamburger!
  
  I Want Your Face to Swell Up
  You take this apple,
  I know that you're allergic,
  Eat it you bastard.
  
  bar mitzvah
  hey! gefilta fish
  falafel, matzah, kugel
  potato latkes
  
  Mistake
  You look tired
  Actually I slept well
  Oh, you're just ugly.
  
  birthday
  another great year
  i bought a new couch for you
  it's made of plastic
  
  

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