Haiku For Every Occasion Vol. 1
by Pete on Jun.14, 2001, under Articles, Haiku, Pete
wedding
a marriage today
look at the happy faces
too bad the groom sucks
eagle scout ceremony
you are an eagle
the mighty bird says, “CAWW, CAWW”
fly majestically
graduation
wow, you’ve finished school
wear the pointy hat proudly
now go get a job
dawson’s creek party
please pass the chips
dawson, you are a bastard
katie holmes is hot
new job
congratulations
because of your employment
you can buy me stuff
new baby (boy)
what a cute baby
it looks like he has your eyes
diapers cost a lot
new baby (girl)
what a cute baby
her hands and feet are precious
yuck! new baby smell
fishing trip
we’re going fishing
tomorrow wake up early
oww! hook stuck in lip
summer vacation
have fun at the beach
don’t step on a jelly fish
bring me back some sand
intervention
please stop doing that
i’d like you to meet my friend
friend? i mean, stun gun
fourth of july
the fourth of july
celebrate indepence
with a hamburger!
christmas
hey, nice chrismas tree
i like the different lights
oww! rudolph bit me
halloween
boo! a scary ghost
oh no! big circus peanuts?
no one eats this crap
bar mitzvah
hey! gefilta fish
falafel, matzah, kugel
potato latkes
birthday
another great year
i bought a new couch for you
it’s made of plastic
