Haiku Dedicated to Pete
by El Cid on Jul.10, 2001, under Articles, El Cid, Haiku
Masculine Woman or Effeminate Man?
Gazing at her face,
I realize suddenly,
She’s really a man.
Fun in the Road
Oh what fun it is,
To observe children playing.
Watch out for that truck.
Ode to Pete
It’s really hot here,
But not as hot as Asia,
It sucks to be Thai.
Wow, Those Pants are the Ugliest Things I Have Ever Seen in My Short Existence
Look at the puppy,
I hope that he attacks you,
And ruins those pants.
To My Employer…
I’m off to college,
You’re still working at Houston’s,
Bring me some chicken!
Ode to ‘Ode to Joy’
I like Beethoven,
But then I also like joy,
I smell two meanings.
I Want Your Face to Swell Up
You take this apple,
I know that you’re allergic,
Eat it you bastard.
Mistake
You look tired
Actually I slept well
Oh, you’re just ugly.
